Now with unlimited nuke power!

Why have no chapters of Wild and Horned HErmit been scanlated since last year

blackhaireverywhere:

crimsong19:

consultingpiskies:

Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!

This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement

xuunies:

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IT HAD TO BE DONE.

…………. The joke doesn’t work quite as well, but I can’t help but feel that optimus primal would be more accurate.

Youmu confirmed for the worst possible ambassador for anything, more likely to cause wars via murdering the other ambassadors during greetings

cerastes:

pffBWHAHAHA, YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

I just really want the more batshit echelon of Touhou characters to have their own fangame. Youmu, Mokou, Suika, Flandre and Futo find themselves teamed up and must go solve an incident that is simply a misunderstading.

There’s no actual incident.

They just think there is one and go and beat the shit out of a ton of people.

I would STRONGLY argue that reimu belongs on that list.  Let’s not forget that she was the one who was basically unchanged in a game where people’s tools are turning them into homicidal maniacs.  She also held the moon hostage for shits and giggles.

Hyrule Warriors Playable Characters [x]

How weird is it though that adult Ruto and young Darunia are in the same place at the same time?

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

eagerladybug:

Wadda seems honest and naive and stuff but in reality her thoughts are just as dirty as Sal.

bless xasteriia for the idea

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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I'm curious now, can you guess MY top 10 touhous?

cerastes:

belades:

cerastes:

Hmmm… I can’t, actually, I am drawing blanks. But here goes, in no particular order:

Nitori, Reimu, Yukari, Momiji… Nitori…. uh…

(cut to save space

I just knew for a fact that you liked Nitori.

Oh yeah, you also like Kasen.

I am going on a limb and say you like Chen because I hate her guts.

And blanks again.

Nitori was actually the “Touhou I don’t give a shit about but probably should” and Kasen was the “One I adore that you hate”  I was really surprised that you mentioned Nitori Twice because I barely ever think about her and don’t care much for her, but there’s a lot about her that SHOULD appeal to me: She’s a tech nut, she’s sewed countless pockets to her skirt for convenience, and her personality and characterization in HM is apparently fantastic (I still need to actually play it.) I just…. Don’t find her that interesting for some reason, and I have no clue why because I feel like I SHOULD.

I have a hard time limiting stuff to 10 or ordering it, but here’s some of my favorites and the reasons behind them (Alice and Reisen used to be favorites but I don’t like them nearly as much as I used to.)

Seija: She’s got a FANTASTIC visual design (that skirt) and she’s an asshole.  Also, her whole “Opposite/reversal” thing is fun to make fun of and/or ponder the implications of.

Kogasa: I love karakasas, and I LOVE how they incorporated the aspects of Karakasas into her design.  I also love how she’s always trying and failing to scare people.  She’s adorable.

Sakuya: She’s a flying maid that stops time and throws a shitton of knives.  That’s it really.  I just think that’s cool.

Yukari: I love her power and personality.  Seeing her portrayed in canon material and the fighting games REALLY improved my views of her.

Suwako: She’s adorable with her hat and oversized sleeves, and her childish face.  And her backstory is completely counter to that.  She was a fucking tyrant ruling by fear and curses and she will fuck you up if you get on her bad side.  I love that contrast.

Suika: Once again, I love the contrast between her visual appearance and her actual abilities.  I also love it when characters are based on mythical figures (which makes it kinda strange why I don’t find Byakuren and Miko that interesting) so Suika’s a double hitter there with her being a reference to Shuten Douji.

Kasen: She’s a hermit living on a mountain full of animals she has no right or reason to own as pets.  Additionally, the whole physical deal with her right arm is neat, and it feels different to see a character in the series with an active, specific goal that they’re constantly working on.  Some have broader goals or specific short time goals (Gather faith, raise the dead), but hers seems really focused.  I also LOVE all the ways that she’s a reference to Ibaraki Douji.  I’m not sure if Kasen’s what made me love Ibaraki Douji in the first place, but it’s a fact that I love Ibaraki Douji and that love makes me like Kasen that much more. 
Also, ZUN managed to make her a massive reference to Joseph Joestar (she’s a literal purple hermit with a motif based around a thorny plant and she has a fake hand, although in this case it’s a whole arm.)

Sekibanki: I just like her visual design and that Zun is pretty much on the record as intentionally making her look like a Chuunibyou.

Kotohime: I like her visual design and I love to wonder about what Gensokyo’s police force must be like (if she really IS a police officer that is.)

Murasa: My liking her is probably strongly influenced by the fact that Captain Murasa is one of my all time favorite touhou pieces, but I enjoy her visual aspects and her backstory’s neat. 

I really like Kokoro’s visual design, but I don’t know that much about her.

I KNOW I’m forgetting some, but I can’t think of them off the top of my head, because Touhou has way too many characters.

I'm curious now, can you guess MY top 10 touhous?

cerastes:

Hmmm… I can’t, actually, I am drawing blanks. But here goes, in no particular order:

Nitori, Reimu, Yukari, Momiji… Nitori…. uh…

So, you managed to get one I REALLY like, two I don’t give a shit about, and one I don’t really give a shit about but honestly really should.

I’m not sure it would be enough to prompt you to guess again, but, as you might know, our tastes differ a fair amount in some places (and line up perfectly in others)

I’m MUCH more into characters based on visual design or overall design/development concepts, followed by personality (and often how it interacts with the visual design)  Backstory’s important and I care about it, but it’s a VERY weak factor for me (unless it’s something like backstory about design schematics in stuff like Gundam, I love that shit.)  A lot of the touhou characters with the best/most involved backstories are pretty low on my “favorite” list (although there are a couple that are really high.)

There’s one I’m really surprised you missed, because I thought you were aware that I adored her.  Also, I’m not going to ask you to guess again based on my hints (although I’d love to see you take another guess solely based on that information) but I’m curious about the reasoning behind some of the choices you made (especially Nitori, since you  mentioned her twice.)

cerastes:

Dream Game: Sengoku Basara characters and gameplay in a Dynasty Warriors designed map.

Fight a thousand officers per map with super fun movesets.

tierradelatrasero:

nackem:

jetgreguar:

ssorobo:

slbtumblng:

abbysucks:

honestly, i dont know why i made this. 
i mean i do but



*mic drop*

this blows

this is gross!!!!!

hahaha jesus christ
ten thousand pounds of unfiltered coffee mixed with sierra nevada would be less bitter than the op’s post.

Wow, this is the most bitter, whiny, inaccurate (Even as satire, like seriously, it’s only once in a blue moon I see ANY of those features praised.  I’m not saying I never see praise for those aspects of a design, It’s just so uncommon and completely harmless that making a post pissing and moaning about it is absurd) post I’ve seen in recent memory.
EDIT: It IS worth going to the OP’s blog, because there’s a lot more to it than is apparent at first glance, and he also made this noteworthy post.  Before you send him criticism or hate, I’d HIGHLY recommend viewing BOTH images (which honestly should have been posted together in an image set, because the top one can SERIOUSLY give the wrong impression of what he’s trying to say.)
I still don’t agree with this post, but I felt giving a more complete picture of what he’s trying to say is important.

tierradelatrasero:

nackem:

jetgreguar:

ssorobo:

slbtumblng:

abbysucks:

honestly, i dont know why i made this. 

i mean i do but

*mic drop*

this blows

this is gross!!!!!

hahaha jesus christ

ten thousand pounds of unfiltered coffee mixed with sierra nevada would be less bitter than the op’s post.

Wow, this is the most bitter, whiny, inaccurate (Even as satire, like seriously, it’s only once in a blue moon I see ANY of those features praised.  I’m not saying I never see praise for those aspects of a design, It’s just so uncommon and completely harmless that making a post pissing and moaning about it is absurd) post I’ve seen in recent memory.

EDIT: It IS worth going to the OP’s blog, because there’s a lot more to it than is apparent at first glance, and he also made this noteworthy post.  Before you send him criticism or hate, I’d HIGHLY recommend viewing BOTH images (which honestly should have been posted together in an image set, because the top one can SERIOUSLY give the wrong impression of what he’s trying to say.)

I still don’t agree with this post, but I felt giving a more complete picture of what he’s trying to say is important.