I'd call myself Boolades but I'm too lazy
pv02:

>I am combat ready!

pv02:

>I am combat ready!

Five Nights At Freddy’s 2: We Have a Budget Now!

*working title*

spoopyflannel:

Fans: The doors in FNAF take too much power
Scott Cawthon: Okay *gets rid of all doors*
Fans: Th At S NO T whAT wE MEAnT!!!!!

scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS

This has not been what I’m expecting what is with this art style

This has not been what I’m expecting what is with this art style

I was going to read Jojo but it looks like I’m going to be making a detour because what the shit is up with this title

I was going to read Jojo but it looks like I’m going to be making a detour because what the shit is up with this title

tourniiquet:

fortune telling level danger

tourniiquet:

fortune telling level danger

outofcontextjojo:

 This taste… it’s of a cheater!!

outofcontextjojo:

 This taste… it’s of a cheater!!

Calculating the cost of Calvin and Hobbes’ shenanigans

itswalky:

dailydot:

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How much would it cost you to have a kid like Calvin? Around $1,900 a year, if you’re lucky and don’t have too much water damage.

Calvin and Hobbes has brought us many gifts in the two decades since its creator Bill Watterson allowed the 6-year-old boy and his stuffed tiger to sled off into the sunset. These include the Calvin and Hobbes Fight Club theory, and now the detailed research from parody website Proceedings of the National Institute of Science (PNIS) that shows the financial cost of all the property damage Calvin inflicts on his household in a given year.

Although PNIS is a parody website like the Onion or Landover Baptist, the methods used to compile their comedic results are legitimate. In this case, they’re also impressive: the website’s creator, Matt J. Michel, painstakingly went through all four volumes of the collected Calvin and Hobbes comics and determined the financial cost of each time Calvin caused property damage. These ranged from a broken lightbulb to the, er, five separate times he flooded the house—a stunt that cost his beleaguered mom and dad $4,800.

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ha ha ha “PNIS”

Damnit there’s something I wanted to try on Smash bros but nobody’s on skype

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

My favorite thing about the new FNAF trailer is that it looks like THEY TOOK THE SIMPLE SOLUTION AND FUCKING GAVE THE NIGHT WATCHMAN A COSTUME MADE FOR PEOPLE SO THE ANIMATRONICS WOULDN’T TRY TO FORCE HIM INTO ONE MADE FOR MACHINES.  I mean, it doesn’t mean it would WORK all things considered but ever since the first time I heard about the game I thought that was the easiest and most sensible solution possible.